Kitten Demotivational Poster
GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!
WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.
EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.
KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!
THE TINY BLACK NINJA - Watch out I go kung fu on yo ass... I kills you!!!
CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much
THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775
WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile
TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which
KITTEN SAVER -
MILKING FOR AMATEURS -
WARRIOR - If you can ROAR! Ya don't need back up....
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !
ITS A KITTEN WITH A HEART PATTERN ON IT -
FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS? - I don't take pictures of you in the bath!
BACK OFF FUZZBALL -
UNHOLY ALLIANCE - Does not bode well for the dog.
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens
Zombie Cat -
UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.
SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.
I'M INNOCENT!!!!! - PLEASE I AM TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!
SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.
WHEN SPIKE HEARD MEOWING - And went to his roomates room Some weird shit was happening
GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
SQUATS vs deadlifts -
OFFICE PRESENTATION -
VIDEO GAME CAT - Yes, they are addicted too
A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.
TOO MANLY TO BE LOVE AND KIND. - There's no such a thing as being too manly to be loving and kind.
KITTENS PENTAGON -
DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...
LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL -
does this make my butt look big? -
SENSE - Did He Ever Have It?
W*A*R*R*I*O*R - THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE SPARTAN PETS
STONE WALLS -
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT? - All together now! When I get older, I will be stronger just like a waving flag!
GODLY KITTEN - The only begotten son of ceiling cat
CHOKE HOLD - You're doing it WRONG! Cptn Whiskers
CAT CARRIER - I just pulled the DAMN thing out to get my SWIM-TRUNKS. And Mr. Whiskars went "BAT CRAZY!" and tore up the HOUSE! He came at me like a SPIDER MONKEY!
MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!
THAT DARN CAT -
PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.
Shark Fishing -
WORLD CUP -
TERROR ALERT CRIMSON - Code name "Fluffy" escaped from Viagra test labs at 3:15 PM Friday. Suspect is to be considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.
HE GOT THE SLEEPING PILLS - your kitten found your sleeping pills.
NINJA KITTEN - I iz da Ninja who sitz in Silence!!!
HANGING BY A THREAD - "Help! I'm slipping!"
MODERATORS.. - Theyre Always on your tail...
WIND-UP CAT -
Veteran Aryan -
Google Safe Search -
Emotional Blackmail -
KITTEN CHEW TOYS - There was pure genius in these life-like dogs.
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - You're screwed.
A FIST FULL OF KITTEN - A Fist Full Of Kitten, staring Clint Eastwood as the Nameless Kitten Lover.
MOTIFAKE - If yours makes me do this, you only get 1L
LET THE FIGHT BEGIN - THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SO DEADLY
DINNER! - I have plans for you tonight, num, num, num...
STACKERS - As long as there are kittens, we'll have the best darn burgers in the business!
GOD'S MISTAKES - Yeah cos he forgot to kill them kittens when you were fapping!
CONDOM - LOOK at the size of that thing! Then ask yourself, Why it's on the KITCHEN COUNTER?
SUCCESSITS FOR THE IPHONE -
Dictionary of Illustrated Idioms -
the pretty butterflies -
I'm so exhausted! -
this vintage tastes a little furry on the tongue -
Its only Wednesday? -